"Illya what's wrong?"

"Don't you feel it Napoleon?"

"Feel what?"

"Bodie and Doyle have lured away our writer."

"What gave you that impression?"

"I hacked into her hard-drive and noticed she's been spending more time with them than with us. If you'd only slept with her, this would never have happened."

"Me? It's you she wants."

"And just when I almost had you exactly where I wanted you."

"Oh where's that?"

"In a slash story."

"Er Illya, you know she only writes gen."

"But she was getting more daring. We almost fell in love and eloped a few weeks ago."

"I know a few slash writers," Napoleon whispered suggestively.

The End

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