First posted: 6th March 02

Doyle was standing looking at the duty roster in CI5 headquarters when Bodie stormed in. "Doyle have you heard what they've been saying about us?"

"What who's been saying?"

"Napoleon and Illya. They've been saying that their writer shouldn't write anymore stories about us. That she should just stick to writing about them."

"That's not very pleasant is it?" Doyle decided, "If it hadn't been for us that writer would have still had writers block on The Child of Uncle Affair."

"Yeah. Do you think we should go and teach them a lesson?"

"The Cow wouldn't like that."

"What's it got to do with Cowley?"

"He pays our wages doesn't he? He'd have to authorise it and I don't think he'll be willing to authorise anymore crossovers."

"'Course he would! He's been involved in a lot of them himself. Come on Doyle we can take them."

"Listen, they're trained to kill."

"So are we. Besides, it's a story, so they can't use their stunt doubles."

"Neither can we."

"We hardly ever used them anyway." Bodie reminded, "They used theirs all the time." A pause, and then, "Listen Goldilocks, if we beat them, you can have every air hostesses phone number that ever there was."

"You promised me that one before Bodie and I don't recall you following it through either."

"This time I will! Come on Doyle we're talking about the honour of CI5."

"Oh well if it's for our honour then, that's different. Okay lets do it."

The End

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