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#40. The Virtue Affair

NS: Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.

IK: Said Simple Simon to the pie man, what's going on down there.

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IK: Is there anything else because I have a lot of work to do before tomorrow morning.

NS: What's the matter did you loose your little comforter?

IK: Good night Napoleon.

NS: Good night Illya.

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IK: And what was this poor man's crime?

Guard: Stupidity.

IK: Yes you can see he's the stupid sort by the way the eyes are set so close together.

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IK: And what took you so long?

NS: Well we realised that you might be getting hungry so we brought some bread...

Albert: And cheese...

NS: And wine.

IK: And what did you bring for me a bowl of milk?

NS: I've sort of gotten used to seeing you that way.

IK: You know something, I am a little hungry, being guillotined always gives me a great appetite.