NS: Uh oh another one.
IK: What do we do now?
NS: Well when in doubt follow instructions. (NS goes to hand IK the cigarette out of his mouth but IK gives him a look and takes the one out of the cigarette holder.)
***
IK: What a name for a city, 'The Gates of Heaven'.
NS: Let's hope that they remain firmly shut while we're there.
***
NS: Perhaps we might stop at a barber's shop for a second, alright?
Captain: An excellent idea. I could use a shave myself.
NS: Good.
IK: Er you go ahead, I'll follow, er I'm one of those er do it yourself fellows.
Captain: If it is the body in the closet that is bothering you, don't worry about it, it will be well taken care of and besides if you don't mind my saying so, you could use a haircut.
***
NS: Do you know I think you look much better with a trim.
IK: It may interest you to know that it cost me ten dollars American for him to leave my hair alone.
***
NS: No message from the manicurist.
IK: It couldn't possibly be that you overestimated the effects of your charms on the young lady?
***
IK: It's amazing how quickly a girl can take her clothes off and how long it takes to put them on again.
***
IK: Ladies and gentlemen it appears we are about to become a captive audience.
***
NS: I think we could do with some food now.
IK: (As they're about to be captured) It's too bad you didn't think of that earlier.
NS: Well if there's one thing I hate it's being captured on an empty stomach.
