IK: Madame Nemirovitch sure well he's always been very fond of the ladies.
Ingster: Ah ladies, maybe, she's a monster.
IK: He likes animals too.
***
NS: Did you bring the pocket detonator?
IK: We left so fast they're in the hotel. How did I know you were going to bring me for a ride on a train?
NS: What about the electronic screwdriver?
IK: In the same place.
NS: Did you bring anything?
IK: DID YOU?
***
NS: What about the flame-thrower? You didn't bring that either. No.
IK: Mm. Only these. A book of matches.
NS: The floor is wooden if we could burn that we could loosen the bars.
IK: (laughs) With one book of matches?
NS: No, but we could with that. It's just as inflammable as gasoline I know I once had my eyebrows burned off having Cherries Jubilee.
IK: The result was a triumph for plastic surgery.
***
IK: Oh and Soda get some bottles of Soda from the bar after all I'd hate to go up in smoke.
Blonde: Well you won't its good brandy.
IK: Yes I know but I burst into flames with very little encouragement.
***
Eva: Will you take me on a gondola?
NS: I was thinking more of a little motorboat.
Eva: A motorboat.
NS: Mm huh.
Eva: But that's so unromantic.
IK: Oh not with Mr Solo. You see he finds a gondola much too slow.
Eva: Do you?
NS: Yes, you see with a speedboat I can get a lot farther a lot quicker.
