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#18.The Mad Mad Tea Party Affair

NS: You mean don't shoot unless he shoots first?

AW: I mean Mr Solo, don't shoot at all.

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NS: I guess we'll have to try the Jekyll/Hyde routine.

IK: She's an attractive girl, why don't I play her friend and companion this time, you haven't played the villain for a long time.

NS: Well that's only because you do it so much better than I do.

IK: Mm the penalty of playing my part so successfully, now I'm typecast?

NS: That's right.

IK: Well I'd better go and snarl at her then. You will come to her rescue soon won't you? I'm always afraid I might get carried away with the role.

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AW: I was trapped for forty-five minutes in the men's room, without my pipe.

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Girl: Something to eat he says.

IK: Ah you've discovered them I see. They're coming out of every tap in the building. I found this taped to a pipe in the basement.

NS: Er just read it to me. Is it like the one in the plane?

IK: Instead of boom you're dead, this one reads yulck you're poisoned.

NS: Yulck?